My new phone autocorrected the word fart to dart. This new device has much to learn about me.
I can dart about as well I can drive a semi, and if you notice that anything or anyone darts in my writing, know that I was at a loss in choosing an action verb.
I play darts so badly that I could support a small drywall repair business if I made a regular habit of that game.
Life itself has lent me more expertise in farts and farting. I can’t imagine anyone being a better darter than farter. Farts are free from artifice and class. Rather, the attempt to conceal farts speaks of everything but farts themselves.
Can I delete the word dart from my phone’s user dictionary?